Porn with a Pedigree
By Brantley Thompson Elkins
There was nothing,
nothing in the world like this feeling, the glorious feeling of being stretched
and filled to the brim with male flesh. Bradamante felt him tremble with the
effort to hold himself back, and she did not want him to...She wanted him to
hold nothing back and spend with her as he had never spent before, with all the
fury and violence of his pent-up young blood.
Ways of a Wanton Wench, which was first published about 1969
under the byline of Madeleine LeGrange, is a porn novel, plain and simple. It
cant have stayed in print long, and is almost impossible to find now. Yet it
deserves attention for its strong woman protagonist and its witty literary
allusions as well as its female viewpoint eroticism.
Porn fiction is a very
ephemeral thing. It seems to be the stepchild of visual porn, of which there
always seems to be a glut. Apart from a few classics like John Clelands Fanny
Hill (which has lately
rated a pretentious scholarly introduction) porn novels dont seem to have any
staying power. Even porn publishers are here today, gone tomorrow.
Bee-Line Books is a case in
point. Theres a Bee Line Books (without the hyphen) today, but its a
publisher of childrens books. The original Bee-Line must have been out of
business for a long time for that to happen. But 30 years ago, it was a
big-time porn publisher. Or at least as big as they ever got.
LeGranges novel may have
been pirated more than once; at this writing, a British dealer called Delectus
Books was offering a pirate edition dated 1969 under the Svea imprint,
apparently published in Copenhagen but sold in the USA (The Bee-Line edition is
dated 1970.). Delectus was asking 15 for its copy—a paperback, like the
Bee-Line version. Apparently they considered it a cut above the average porn
novel, and it is.
Bradamante isnt anything
like the faceless sluts who typified porn fantasies of the time. Shes a woman
warrior who fights disguised as a man and more than holds her own. Her hands
and face are roughened by years of wandering and fighting, but that has only
enhanced the perfection of her body, from her breasts (round and firm and
rosy, with long brown stems of nipples that had been hardened and crinkled by
the air) to her long legs and firm, full fleshed thighs [that] came together
in a generous bush of red-brown curls.
It was an article in some
porn magazine that steered me to Ways of a Wanton Wench when it first came out. All I can
remember is that the article centered on women writing porn, and cited the
novel as an example, commenting that its heroine was a truly liberated woman
who satisfied her lusts in a spirit of comradeship and equality.
Of course, the byline is no
guarantee that the author was actually a woman. But the story, told from the
heroine's viewpoint, certainly reads like a womans novel—it even has an
HEA (happily ever after) romantic ending.
Beyond that, I suspect that it must have been written by a college
professor familiar with medieval literature or modern opera or both.
Bradamante first appeared as
the heroine of Ludovici Ariostos Orlando Furioso (1516), the Italian epic romance in
verse. An expert fighter, she wields a magic lance that can unhorse any
opponent. She ends up marrying Ruggiero, a Moorish prince who has converted to
Christianity. Avatars of Bradamante have since figured in a number of other
works and adaptations of same, including Genevive de Brabant (1859), an opera by Jacques Offenbach
based on another medieval romance heroine.
One of the villains in the
Genevive legend and the opera derived from it is named Golo, and there is a
man of that name in Ways of a Wanton Wench—only he isnt a villain, just a man with a very long
cock that Bradamante manages to accommodate. Gerin, the young knight Bradamante
invites to fuck her in the first chapter (after first fighting him), and who
marries her at the end, takes his name from one of Charlemagnes twelve
paladins in the Chanson de Roland,
a 12th Century French romance that inspired Ariostos epic. And Monjoie (My
Joy), the name given one of Bradamantes fellow soldiers and lovers, was
originally Rolands battle cry.
None of this would have been
of the slightest interest to the average porn reader, and whoever edited Ways
of a Wanton Wench must
have gone along with it only because the novel had the requisite number of sex
scenes in the requisite variety—including anal intercourse, lesbian
encounters, gang rape and even
incest. The strategy of Bee-Line and other publishers of its ilk was
evidently to put something for everybody in each book, even if it didnt make
any sense.
Madeleine LeGrange may be
another in-joke. One Madeleine Lagrange (1900-1992), whose memoirs were
published in 1998, was the widow of Leo Lagrange, Frances first Secretary of
State for Sports and Leisure in 1936 -- he was killed
defending his country in 1940, and Madeleine herself pursued a career as a
decorative artist. Women of the same name turn up at family history websites.
But whether any of these may have inspired the author of Ways of a Wanton
Wench must remain a
matter of speculation. Any record of the her real name would have gone out with
the trash when Bee-Line folded, and it would thus be impossible to contact her,
even if she were still living.
If indeed she were, she might
now be writing spicy romance novels, or the more explicit erotica, that now
caters to a predominantly female readership. Women seem to be more receptive to
this sort of thing than men—whens the last time you saw a mens
adventure novel or techno-thriller with hot sex? For whatever reason, men seem
to go for the visual – skin magazines and X-rated videos. It cant be an
accident that there are scores of porn magazines aimed at men (straight or
gay), whereas at least half the
readers of the only one supposedly for straight women, Playgirl, are actually gay men. Yet porn fiction,
even in the men's skin magazines, has always been subordinate to the pictures.
Ways of a Wanton Wench can be seen as a precursor to
contemporary womens erotica. The focus throughout is on Bradamantes pleasure; it is practically taken for
granted that her lovers are enjoying her company. The very first sex scene in
the novel, before they fuck, is of Gerin going down on her:
Oh God, she
prayed, let him do it to me....And then her prayers were answered... Nor did he hesitate, but
threw himself into the feast wholeheartedly, sucking and gulping and drinking
her fragrant juices as if he had been doing it all his life.
About the time Ways of a
Wanton Wench came out,
there was a radical young science fiction writer who made quite a fuss about
the lack of sex in sf—and wrote a controversial novel to remedy that. He
considered himself very liberated, but I once overheard him grousing about how
hard it was for him to get a blow job. I wondered at the time whether it had
occurred to him that he might offer to reciprocate.
As for LeGrange, she may have
wanted her novel to be an erotic romance in the first place, but there wasnt a
market for any such thing in the sixties. She had to shuffle Gerin offstage for
most of the story, and chose an odd way to do it. After having laid her with a
will, he has a sudden attack of remorse, as if he has somehow violated her
– when she was obviously an eager partner. Insulted by his post-coital guilt
trip, she sends him on his way.
That sets the stage for the
usual round robin of sexual encounters: Monjoie, who insists on anal sex
because hes afraid of getting Bradamante pregnant (and also out of
repressed homosexual tendencies); Golo of the long cock, who also eats her out
before fucking her (And Golo was right—she [was] able to open herself
even more.). Before long, we also learn from her reminiscences how she was
initiated into sex by her father.
This relationship is
obviously harder to defend now than it was in 1969, when incest was considered
exotic and even a possible alternative lifestyle in some quarters –
Theodore Sturgeon wrote a utopian story (If All Men Were Brothers, Would You
Let One Marry Your Sister?) about a society based on incest for Again
Dangerous Visions
(1972), but that might not be publishable today after all the sordid
revelations of actual incest – which, far from being consensual among
adults, as in Sturgeons story, is nearly always forced on underage girls by
their fathers.
Bradamantes father is
saddled with a cold wife, who berates him for not having fathered sons and for
letting their only daughter act so mannishly that shell never be able to
marry. Thats hardly a legitimate excuse, but LeGrange does the best she can to
argue that what actually attracts him to Bradamante (whose pagan spirit
welcomes his attentions) is the same budding heroic attributes – she
rides and fights better than the young men of her village – that later
inspire the admiring lust of other men:
She was a soldier, a
comrade, [an] equal... She was like one of those ancient pagan deities, part
man, part beast, half man, half woman, who have fascinated mankind and inspired
their worship because they represent a bridge, a merging of opposites, the
reconciliation of conflicting forces that men secretly long for.
Bradamante later has to save
her family from a Satanic cult, at the cost of being raped by one of the
Satanists, then takes refuge at a convent to recover from her injuries –
part of the therapy is mouth-to-cunt resuscitation by the Mother Superior. Soon
shes also having an affair with a novice. But when a gang of brigands attacks
the convent, Bradamante offers herself to them to give the nuns time to escape:
One at a time now plenty here for everybody.
Portraying submission to gang
rape as a heroic act is obviously a stretch, and because this is a porn novel
from a different generation than ours, Bradamante is obliged by the genre rules
of the time to enjoy it. But rather than a celebration of male dominance,
LeGrange makes it a matter of her heroine taking pity on her assailants:
She looked into the
eyes of the man and saw in them the look of all hunted and desperate creatures
Her arms grew limp and her heart was filled with an overwhelming sorrow. For
she felt that he was her brother—hed fought beside her, suffered by day
shivered and waited in the cold night And now he too had touched bottom.
It is only that pity that
allows her to first endure and then to enjoy the brigands; and in the end, she
gives as good as she gets: by the time Mother Serena returns, the brigands have
departed – all fucked out, and caught with their pants down by angry villagers who run them off. Recovering again,
Bradamante rides off into the sunset – only to find herself doing battle
again with a knight who turns out to be Gerin. From a callow youth, he has
become a real man, as she soon discovers when they get down to business:
So powerful were his
thrusts that it was almost more than she could bear. Yes, Bradamante, who had
taken on a dozen brigands, was about to plead for mercy, to beg her youthful
lover to take it easy. But just then he shot his seed into her and she could
feel the hot melting inside.
And thats just the beginning
of the HEA. Gerin has been looking for her ever since their first encounter:
his own family has a tradition of heroic women, and he realizes that Bradamante
is the woman for him: Come to where you can be yourself, be accepted for the
woman you are instead of having to masquerade as a man to be free!
Ways of a Wanton Wench is apparently in the public domain.
Although the Bee-Line edition has a Copyright 1970 notice, a search of the U.S.
Copyright Office database indicates that the title was never actually
registered by Bee-Line or anybody else. Considering the ephemeral nature of
porn publishing, that shouldnt really be surprising. But it means there could
be another happy ending for Bradamantes story if one of the current erotica
publishers picked it up.