In the Penile Colony
By Brantley Thompson Elkins
"It's a remarkable piece of
apparatus," Mon'ika remarked.
She admired it for a moment, an
admiration of long familiarity.
"And remarkably durable," she
added. "I've been enjoying it for more than a year now."
"What did its owner do before
his.... metamorphosis?" asked her visitor, whose name was Jol'ana.
"He worked in an insurance office.
Before his imprisonment, that is."
"Well, he's in good hands now."
Mon'ika laughed, a full-throated laugh.
"You'll hear no complaints from him,
or any of them. Isn't that right, Franz?"
"Yes, goddess."
The man's smile appeared sincere, and yet
his voice betrayed a touch of weariness. That weariness did not, obviously,
extend to his apparatus.
"And you'll hear none from me,"
said Mon'ika. "As long as..."
Without further ado, she impaled herself
on him. He lay back beneath her in surrender as she rode him, as she pounded
him into the ground. Having been enhanced, Franz suffered no harm from
this,
Jol'ana was reminded of a pile driver
she'd watched at a construction site back in the city, before coming here to
the island to visit. She hadn't seen her since Mon'ika had been posted to Turia
as Protector. She hadn't even heard from her. But others had heard about her.
That was why she was here.
Mon'ika was still going at it, like an
anvil playing the role of the hammer, when her wristcom buzzed. She stopped in
mid-stroke to answer the call.
"Damn!" she complained after
breaking the connection. "They need me in Samsa. Building collapse. You'd
think the ERF could handle it."
Jol'ana shrugged.
"That's just how it is on an open
world," she said.
"But I mean, really."
Jol'ana tried to look sympathetic. No
doubt the Emergency Response Force could handle the situation. But the fact
was, she'd been hoping for a break like this. If it hadn't come about by
happenstance, she might have tried to arrange something...
Mon'ika saw her look. The look Jol'ana
wanted her to see.
"Yeah, the thingness of
things."
Only now did she levitate off Franz, who
was left lying there with his cock pointed skywards. He looked disappointed, as
well he might. Mon'ika saw that look, too -- a look that was at least sincere.
"Hey, could you take over for
me?" she asked, hovering in the air as she snapped on her halter and
pulled on the briefs that constituted her uniform.
"Sure," said Jol'ana.
"What are sisters for?"
"Up, up and away," Mon'ika
replied, her tone a tad caustic. "See you soonest. Don't damage the
goods."
As if she could, Jol'ana thought. Her
sister was good at enhancement, she'd had only one unfortunate accident
building up her harem, which now numbered seven. It was illegal, what she was
doing, but that wasn't the problem....
***
Mon'ika had vanished into the distance
when Jol'ana turned her attention to Franz.
He had been looking at her instead, she
saw. He seemed to be puzzled.
Guess he expects me to climb right on,
she realized. That wasn't her style. Instead, she gave him the once over. Head
to toe, and especially midway between.
"Is something the matter?" he
finally asked
"No, I was just looking. You're
really beautiful."
Jol'ana gave him a hungry look.
Franz' face flushed. Not from being
naked, obviously. He had to be used to that. But this must be new to him. What
followed would surely be new to him too.
Jol'ana knelt next to Franz and began
stroking him, running her hands up and down his body, concentrating on his arms
and chest and legs. She avoided his cock for now, instead roaming northwards,
touching his cheeks. Then she leaned down and gave him a peck on the mouth.
That actually startled him. Had Mon'ika
truly denied Franz such intimacy? All the pleasures of foreplay that ordinary
humans took for granted, that he must surely once have known?
He seemed to get the idea now, though. He
pulled her in for a deep kiss, which also gave him the welcome pleasure of
feeling her breasts brush against him, her nipples diamond--hard with her own
arousal.
Jol'ana slipped her left hand behind his
back, lifting him into a prolonged kiss. She took his cock in her right hand,
getting the measure of him, alternately squeezing and stroking, finding delight
in the thick hardness of the shaft and the softer (But only to a Velorian!)
texture of the head. How could Mon'ika call it a mere "apparatus?"
Gasps and moans from Franz rewarded her
efforts. She broke their clinch now, but blew him a kiss as she sat up for a
moment, then turned her attention to his cock, taking the tip in her mouth,
teasing him unmercifully with her tongue. His whole body shuddered as he came;
she swallowed his cum and licked the head clean.
Franz looked up at her in wonder. Jol'ana
reached down and tousled his hair. Only then did he find his voice.
"Are you really her sister?" he
asked. "You're not...."
"We have our differences."
***
"You're spoiling him!" Mon'ika exclaimed when she returned.
Jol'ana had moved the action indoors, to
the bungalow. She was lying back in the bed as Franz munched contentedly on her
clit. Jol'ana herself was more than content, her moans now rising to a
crescendo. She didn't hear her sister at first, then pretended not to.
"Hello!" Mon'ika yelled as she drifted up beside them.
Franz suddenly dropped what he was doing,
and glanced nervously at Mon'ika. Jol'ana was annoyed by the interruption to
their dalliance.
"You did ask me to take over for
you," she pointed out. "Anyway, I'd say he's the one who's been
spoiling me."
"Did I say to bring him into the
house? I never bring them into the house."
"I'm sorry," Jol'ana said,
trying to sound contrite.
"Well, don't do it again. Now that
you know the rules. Franz, you've been a bad boy. You should have told
her."
Franz looked really contrite. He looked
as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't think what.
"There, there, my long--cocked baby.
You just thought my sister could do as she pleased. Like me. Well, lesson
learned."
Franz got up and slunk out of the house.
"Was that really necessary?"
Jol'ana asked.
"Jol'ana, Franz and Gregor and the
others are officially prisoners, released to my custody. The authorities
wouldn't be pleased to learn of them being granted unwarranted
privileges."
"Yeah, they've gotten stiff
sentences. They're serving hard time."
"I don't appreciate your attempt at
levity."
"Do the authorities appreciate that
you've enhanced them?"
"What they don't know won't hurt
them. Anyway, my boys are perfectly safe here. They'd have to swim 2,000 kloms
to get back home, and I'd catch them long before that."
"But when their sentences are
up?"
"They won't be. These are
lifers."
"Pretty long lifers. If you should
happen to be reassigned?"
"I can dispose of them if I have to.
They're only B Class equivalent at best. Franz was the only Latent. No match
for me."
Jol'ana would have continued to argue,
but she pulled herself up short. I'm on the job, she reminded herself. And the
job meant she couldn't afford to rub Mon'ika the wrong way. Sisterly spats were
one thing, revealing that she actually cared about Franz or the other harem
boys was something else entirely.
"And here I was hoping I could take
one of them home with me."
That got a laugh from Mon'ika.
"Pretty tricky getting him through a
wormhole. Not trained as Messengers. Not nearly as tough, either."
As if Jol'ana would fly a wormhole,
rather than taking a passenger ship.
"Guess I'll have to take my
pleasures here."
"Well, you can catch up with Franz
outside. I think I'm in the mood for Karl. That mission was a total fuckup. Had
to dig for hours and only came up with dead bodies. I knew they were dead, but
they wanted me to dig them up anyway, and carefully enough so they'd be a bit
more presentable at the mortuaries. Total waste of time, and it didn't look
good on the newsnets, either."
***
Mon'ika might have been more upset if
she'd known how Jol'ana had spent most of her time with Franz on the island
while she was away.
Not that it didn't involve sex. Supremis
could and did go at it for hours, and Franz had all the stamina she needed. But
she was looking for more than stamina. She wanted to seduce him as he'd never
been seduced.
When she first mounted him, she reveled
in the stretching sensation as his "remarkable piece of apparatus"
filled her to the brim. But rather than start pounding him immediately, she
simply held him there--savoring the feeling, letting him savor the feeling. She
let him feast his eyes on her magnificent breasts, let him watch as her nipples
grew even harder, invited him to stroke them with his hands.
She smiled at him as she saw the wonder
in his eyes, rewarded him with small gasps as he played with her breasts. She
leaned down to let him suck them, to bite her nipples, sending spasms of
delight to her cunt. She could feel his cock grow even larger inside her from
the stimulation of her inner muscles. She could sense that he was already about
to come, which might have disappointed Mon'ika -- but she wasn't Mon'ika.
"Take me in your arms," she
said now.
Franz embraced her, holding her tight,
and it was then that he came, that she came, that they felt each other's bodies
shudder with release.
That was just the first of a dozen times,
as Jol'ana taught him all the secrets of her body and how to worship it -- not
just her breasts and her cunt, but her belly, the small of her back, her arms,
her legs, her lips. Nearly every part of her was an erogenous zone, sending
quivers of delight to her cunt when he played with it, a delight evidenced by
the flow of her juices that he drank eagerly--as she had drunk him at the
outset and would again.
At last they'd taken a break of sorts;
she'd taken him flying over island, held to her only by his swollen cock inside
her -- enough to keep her from dropping him. Then they'd gone into the
bungalow, where Jol'ana had found a music station on the radio and they had
danced naked to a classical Terran waltz.
"Masquerade," the piece was
called. It was appropriate in a way that Franz could not yet appreciate. All he
knew was that it was like dancing on air as they gave themselves up to the
seductive melody and rhythm of a composer from far later in Russian history than the Seeding of Turia..
It was only in the afterglow of the
dance, Franz so contentedly eating her, that Mon'lka had found them....
***
"You're not like your sister,"
Franz said now, after they had made love again.
"It's not as if we're joined at the
hip," Jol'ana replied. "Do you have any brothers or sisters? Are they
anything like you?"
"I can't talk about them."
"Why not?"
"They told me not to. At the prison.
That Brodsky would leave them alone, as long as I didn't talk about them,
didn't let them come to see me."
"Brodsky? The interior
minister?"
"You know him?"
"No, I just saw his name in the visitors'
guide."
Which was true. But she'd heard about him
before. That was one of the reasons she was here. But she couldn't let him know
that. Not yet.
"What about Mon'ika?" she asked
instead.
"She agreed to their conditions.
That's what she said. And I might have died there if she hadn't come for me.
The guards beat me, and they let the other prisoners rape me."
Appalling. But par for the course in
prisons here, she imagined.
"I'm surprised you got over
it."
"Enhancement can do that, I guess. I
know that none of them could hurt me now. I could squash them like bugs."
Only, Mon'ika could still squash you.
Squash all of you, if it were in her interest.
"Do you want to squash them?"
"No... I'd rather fuck," he
said flippantly
But then his face took on a more serious
expression.
"Anyway, squashing them wouldn't do
any good. Even squashing Brodsky. There'd just be another one like him."
"She said you were a lifer."
"I can't talk about that,
either."
Jol'ana already knew the story. He'd been
accused of treason after he discovered graft and corruption in the government's
health and retirement insurance program. He'd blown the whistle to Brodsky,
expecting to be rewarded. Instead, he'd been tried in camera and buried in maximum security at Samsa prison.
"But you can talk about....
here."
"It was like I'd died and gone to
heaven," he sighed. "To be chosen by a goddess. To be transformed
into a demigod. To have a goddess fuck me every day. Only now..."
"What?"
"Don't tell her I said so, but
you're so much better."
"Well, she has other
responsibilities...."
As if on cue, one of the other
"responsibilities" passed by. Karl bore visible bruises. Rough sex,
it had to be. Really rough, to do any visible damage to an enhancee.
Karl didn't return their glance. He said
nothing.
"She was in a bad mood when she came
back from the capital," Jol'ana remarked.
"It's happened before," Franz
said. "But he'll be fine tomorrow. We heal fast."
Could Franz ever realize that he'd been
had, that he was a victim here, just as he'd been in Samsa Prison? A victim of
Mon'ika and the corrupt bureaucracy that she cynically exploited to her own
ends?
"Let's spend the night on the
beach," Jol'ana suggested.
The beach was of black volcanic sand,
facing the setting sun. Before long, there was blackness above and blackness
below, broken only by the stars in the sky and the heat of their passion under
them.
***
Over the next week, Jol'ana also spent
time with Gregor and Karl and Max and Aram and Dmitri and Josef. None of them
were political criminals. They'd been in for murder, rape, armed robbery and
the like.
The only thing they had in common with
Franz was that they were hunks when Mon'ika had chosen them, and were hunkier
now. They were impatient with Jol'ana's ministrations; they wanted it fast and
dirty. Jol'ana was always glad to return to Franz, and not just because he was
the key to her plans. It was because he made her so happy. But she couldn't appear to be playing a favorite.
Because they weren't like Franz, there
was little or nothing she could do to improve the others. That suited her
plans, although it disturbed her. What was to become of them, after she had
accomplished her mission?
But she'd have to cross that bridge when
she came to it. Or let Higher Authority decide -- although she didn't like to
pass the buck. Meanwhile, she had to keep up appearances with Mon'ika, to nod
approvingly at her boasts, to sympathize with her complaints, to talk about the
men as if they were no more than animated dildos.
She couldn't prolong her stay
indefinitely; the story was that she was on leave between assignments in the
diplomatic corps, that she'd be chief of staff at the embassy on Abintra -- a
posting of some delicacy given the Diaboli influence there.
Could use some Abintran strange luck
here, she mused. But all she could do was try out ideas, play it by ear, hope
to play it out.
"Have you ever heard about the Prime
Directive?" she asked Franz one night.
"You mean, I should complain? If she
hadn't violated it, I wouldn't be here."
"One of you didn't make it through
enhancement."
"She told us that could happen. We
were all willing to take the risk, including Alyosha."
Jol'ana could admire Franz for his sense
of loyalty, if not for his sense. Would she be able to turn him in time?
***
It had begun on Velor, where she was a
policy wonk at the Enlightenment Affairs Ministry -- there was a separate
Foreign Affairs Ministry for nonaligned worlds and, of course, anything to do
with Aurea and the Empire came under the Defense Ministry.
As an M--class Vel, Jol'ana Dellery could
never have hoped to be a Protector like her older sister. She didn't mind. She
was happy with her work for the Ministry, which she considered every bit as
important as the war with the Empire. The future of the Enlightenment depended
on the morale of allied worlds and the wisdom of Velor's representatives there,
not on brute force. Reigel 5 had proved that.
When one of the regional deputy ministers
had approached her for a field mission, she had been overjoyed. But when he
told her that it involved Turia, she was shocked at his blatant disregard for
protocol. Turia wasn't part of her responsibility, couldn't be. She told him
so. She told him why, as if he hadn't already known. She told him off.
When she finally calmed down, he got to
the point.
"It has to be you. Precisely because
it is your sister's Protectorate."
"If it involves my sister, it's the
High Council's business."
"The High Council has bucked this
one to the Ministry. They're nervous about it."
"What's the problem? She's gotten
into bed with the planetary president? Give me a break."
"As a matter of fact, Mon'ika has
gotten into bed with him. Among others. But that's not the problem. Not lately,
at any rate."
"So what is?"
"She's gotten into bed with them
politically. Taken custody of convicts, enhanced them for her own use. Quite
blatantly, which is bad enough in itself.
But it makes her beholden to the government, which isn't particularly
enlightened. Increasingly corrupt and oppressive, truth be told. There've been
demonstrations in the capital."
"It's an internal matter. The Prime
Directive."
"Exactly. But if Mon'ika is
perceived as supporting the government, it could be a disaster. Even create
sympathy for the Empire."
"Better the devil you know...."
"That isn't how it works. They don't
know anything about the Aurean devil except what we tell them, and if they stop
crediting that, if they stop crediting us...."
Could turn into another Reigel 5. Or
worse.
"But to investigate my own
sister?"
"She'd be suspicious of anyone else
coming out to her private island. And, to ease your mind, I have the High
Council's assurance that it won't go beyond recalling her and reassigning her
to one of the nonhuman worlds. They don't want another public scandal. But the
evidence, the testimony, has to come from our end."
"Is there anything else?"
"For you, there's an embassy posting
at the end of it. A good one, one of the better worlds."
She always dreamed of going abroad. He
could see it in her face.
"And, of course, a farewell
orgy."
***
So here she was, with time running out.
Franz was smitten with her, but he still
felt beholden to Mon'ika. Jol'ana had to bite the bullet now, and seek outside
help.
She hated to involve the embassy, but it
seemed there wasn't any choice. Of course, it was the ambassador who had
reported the problem in the first place, through diplomatic channels. And she
had an excuse to go there that wouldn't alert Mon'ika: something to do with her
new posting.
"Frankly, I'd been expecting Velor
to send someone with more knowledge and experience," Ambassador Torres
Vedras informed her in the hush room. "Are you up to speed on the cultural
background of this planet? Mix of Russians, Volga Germans and a few Armenians
and other minorities from the 17th Century. Quite unique."
"I've taken deepteach."
"Knowledge without understanding.
Not something I approve of."
"The Ministry approved me, and I'm
sure you were told why."
"You haven't told me why you're
here."
"I was just getting to that."
She told him.
"Franz still can't see himself as a
victim," Jol'ana explained at the end. "He believes that Mon'ika is
protecting his family as well as himself, that she is unwillingly bound to
terms and conditions set by the government, that any seeming faults of hers are
explained by frustration with the government. Extreme measures are necessary to
convince him otherwise.
"Velor will hear of this," he
protested. But he agreed to her plan. She might not be empowered as a
Protector, but she had been empowered to carry out this mission -- and even to
command assistance from the embassy if she considered it absolutely necessary.
"It has to be a stealth
operation," Vedras reminded her.
"I'm sure your people are more than
capable."
Indeed they were. They'd get the job
done. She wasn't worried about that. She was worried about Franz. Part of her
hated herself for what she had done, was doing, to him.
If only I'd had more time.
But she hadn't.
***
Mon'ika was the first on the island to
hear the news, and the least to appreciate it.
Because it involved Franz, she
immediately jumped to the wrong conclusion.
"You shit!"
she screamed at him. "After all I've done for you!"
Franz was stunned. But he thought he knew
what she was talking about. Thought he knew.
"You said it was all right," he
protested.
"All right? All right? I never!"
In an explosion of rage, she struck Franz
on the face. He went flying, landing on the ground a dozen meters away.
It was time for Jol'ana to put in an
appearance.
"What's going on here?" she
asked, as if she didn't know.
"He somehow got his relatives
smuggled off the planet," Mon'ika yelled. "Brodsky's pissed. They're
all going to be pissed."
"That's ridiculous."
"But it's true. It was just on the
newsnets."
"About his family? But that's
wonderful news. I meant, how could he--"
"He must have figured out the comm
keys. I should have remembered he was good with key codes."
"But who's he going to call?"
"Some filthy underground group.
Bunch of vshi."
Lice. That was what the government called
them.
Franz was hearing everything. He picked
himself up, approached the sisters.
"A vosh? That's what I am to you?
"She doesn't mean it," Jol'ana
intervened, calculatingly reasonable.
"You admit it?" Mon'ika screamed. "I should have
killed you. That's what Brodsky...."
Of a sudden, she had an inkling that she
had fucked up.
"Admit what? That we were making
love? As if you didn't know? As if----"
Mon'ika looked at him squarely for the
first time, in anger and disbelief.
"Is that what you call it?"
"She wasn't just fucking me. She
treated me like a man, not some animated dildo."
"And that's why you called the vshi?
"I never called anybody, don't you
understand? But I wish I had. That's the only thing that makes me feel like a
louse, that I failed them. Well, I'm not going to fail them now. Is it really
true, that they got my family out?"
"It must be," said Jol'ana.
She punched a button on her wristcom, but
her sister was too angry to notice.
"Do you really think you're getting
off this island?" Mon'ika shouted at Franz.
Franz was at a loss for the moment. But
Jol'ana wasn't.
Three strange figures now descended onto
the verandah. The Messenger was flanked by two officers of the Velorian
Security Service in full uniform. None of them spoke at first, but the
Messenger thumbed a small projector he was carrying.
An image instantly appeared before the
eyes of Jol'ana, Mon'ika and Franz -- an image from Velor, from the Hall of
Protectors. Five grave--looking men looked out at them, as if they had been
here in the flesh. The man in the center spoke for the others.
"Hear now, Protector Mon'ika Dellery,
the message of a plenum of the High Council, lawfully and formally assembled,
to wit:
"That you, the Protector Mon'ika
Dellery, are recalled from the Protectorate of Turia.
"That your recall is justified by
reason of high crimes and misdemeanors, the chief among them being willful
violation of the Prime Directive.
"That you are hereby summoned to
return immediately to Velor, and to this Hall, to answer for your
offenses."
The image blanked out. Only then did the
Messenger speak.
"Please signify that you have seen
and understood the message," he said.
But Mon'ika wasn't even looking at him.
She was looking at Jol'ana.
"You," she said in astonishment and then in hatred. "You!"
Franz looked on, only now understanding
what had happened, only now understanding that he had been used again.
***
So it was all over.
There had been massive street
demonstrations after word of Brodsky's crimes had made the newsnets. Some of
the demonstrators had carried banners reading: "Mwy -- Vshi," with images of giant lice attacking Brodsky
and other corrupt ministers.
"'We're lice,'" mused
Ambassador Vedras. "An odd touch, that. And they also have banners
praising Velor. They think Mon'ika has been called home as a reward for helping
them."
"Honesty isn't always the best
politics," one of his aides remarked.
"Fortunately, there'll be nobody
left here to contradict that story. They're letting her take her harem with her
to -- what's the name of that world?"
"Unpronounceable to humans. Natives
look like slugs. Loyal slugs, though. But there's still Franz Yakovsky. He'll
be needed here for testimony, when the dust settles."
ÒAnd afterwards?Ó
ÒHe isnÕt a real criminal like the
others. We canÕt send him to that unpronounceable place.Ó
"I think we can trust him. We'd
better. But can he trust us?"
When the dust settled, there was a new
government. There were trials. A new broom swept clean. There was a new
Protector. The Turians were happy. The Senate and Ministry and the High Council
back on Velor were happy. The Enlightenment was stronger -- here, at least.
***
So it was all over.
Jol'ana was staying at the embassy
compound, awaiting transport to Abintra.
Mon'ika had never said a word to her
before taking off for Velor flanked by a guard detail of Geheimites who had
arrived on Turia with the Messenger but remained discreetly out of sight.
Terrans weren't supposed to know about the Geheimites.
She could hardly blame her sister.
Mon'ika knew that the High Council's message had been recorded months earlier,
when her offenses were mere suspicions. Knew that Jol'ana had known about it
all along. She could live with her hatred. But there was another hatred she
wasn't sure she could live with.
When Franz appeared at her door one day,
she was taken by surprise -- even shock. She'd seen him on the newsnets,
talking about Brodsky, talking about graft and corruption. His family was with
him now. He talked about them, about how his father had always told him to be
just.
"'Be just.' That was my watchword,
always," he told the world. "It is today."
There was no mention of her in any of the
newscasts.
Yet here he was.
"Are you here to reproach me?"
she asked. "I know I deserve that."
"I'm here to be just. You deserve
that."
With that, he began tearing her clothes
off. They were local make, like his, and shredded like tissue paper. When she
was totally naked, he threw her onto the bed, which was Velorian make, and more
durable. Velorian beds had to stand up to a lot of punishment.
Franz' cock had torn right through his
pants and stood there looking red and angry. Without a word, he threw himself
on Jol'ana and buried himself to the hilt inside her. There was no tender
foreplay here, there were no endearments -- only the raw need, only the raw
elemental thrusting of cock against cunt.
And Jol'ana was loving it.
Her cunt was loving each stroke. Her
juices must be wetting the bed; the scent of honey and wildflowers filled the
air. Her pheromones drove Franz even madder with lust. His steel-hard cock grew
even thicker in her cunt, further teasing the network of pleasure sensors
engineered by the Galen into every Velorian woman.
"Forn'tu!" she screamed.
"Koodor!"
He must have known the Velorian words,
for now he began slamming her into the bed even harder with that remarkable
piece of apparatus. He was a Latent before enhancement, she knew; his cock was
as invulnerable to her as her cunt was to him. She could squeeze him with the
full might of her Velorian muscles and do him no harm. But what they could
do...
Franz couldn't stand it any longer.
Neither could Jol'ana. As they came together, their screams of ecstasy
reverberated through the compound.
Nobody came to investigate. Such things
were normal in Velorian residences, although it was considered bad form to keep
unluckier Vels up all night with them. But this was the middle of the day.
"Had enough justice?" Franz
asked her now.
"Turnabout is fair play," she
teased him, as she mounted his still--hard cock, ground herself against him.
Her slow tease was as merciless as his fast fuck, and she urged him to show no
mercy, either -- to maul her breasts as savagely as he had just ravaged her
cunt. In moments, they were in a frenzy of lust, taking wild pleasure together
in every way they could imagine -- and some they couldn't, until they
discovered them.
It went on like that all afternoon, until
as last they fell into a languorous embrace.
"Had enough justice?" he
whispered in her ear.
"If this is your idea of justice,
I'd love to have it forever."
"It took me a while to understand.
It hurt me, what you did. And yet I can see now why you had to. Anyway, my
family's safe now. Turia's safe. So I had to pay you back for that."
"Ever have the urge to travel?"
"To Abintra, you mean? I hear they
have strange luck there."
"I think I've already found mine
here."
"Bet you didn't come here intending
to catch a Turian."
"But I'm glad I have."